Every Journey Eventually

Mind the gap.

Between your front door and wherever you’re already late for.

PICCADILLY · PART CLOSURE
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Today’s Chaos Report
DateFriday, 30 October 2026
Time18:15

3 of 11 tube lines and 182 bus routes disrupted. Genuinely remarkable.

Today’s Star Disaster

Piccadilly

Half-Arsed

Wednesday 28, Thursday 29 and Friday 30 October, no service between Cockfosters and Uxbridge. Trains continue to operate between Acton Town and Heathrow, all terminals. Use the METROPOLITAN LINE between Rayners Lane and Uxbridge, and ELIZABETH LINE services between Central London and Heathrow. Replacement bus services operate.

See all disruptions →

Also Broken

All lifts & escalators working.

Suspicious, but we’ll take it.

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Planned Works

1 line closing soon.

  • PiccadillyPart Closure
See the damage →

Station Spotlight · Zone 1

Bank

CentralNorthernWaterloo & City
  • Wi-Fi✓
  • Toilets✓
  • Lifts5
  • Escalators15
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The Victim’s Guide

Everything you need to know to survive it.