Mind the gap.
Between your front door and wherever you’re already late for.
PICCADILLY · PART CLOSURE
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Today’s Chaos Report
5 of 11 tube lines and 168 bus routes disrupted. Genuinely remarkable.
Today’s Star Disaster
Piccadilly
Half-Arsed
Thursday 30 and Friday 31 July, no service between Cockfosters and Uxbridge. Trains continue to operate between Acton Town and Heathrow (all terminals), Use METROPOLITAN LINE services between Rayners Lane and Uxbridge. Replacement buses operate.
See all disruptions →Station Spotlight · Zone 2
Canary Wharf
Jubilee
Check your station →The Victim’s Guide
Everything you need to know to survive it.